Trust me hun, I didn't ask the other two, but you have alot more going for you than your hair. Yes its pretty, yes its uber fun to play with, but its not all you have. And I swear if you shave your head, I'd cry...and hurt you.

If it's not all I have, then why such an extreme reaction if I cut it? And how do you know about playing with my hair Anon?! WHO ARE YOU???

Just don't hurt me!