If somebody gave you a million dollars, and then a friend asked to borrow half of it, but you KNOW they need all of it… what would you do?

If they needed it for something like life threatening surgery, oh God yes! But if they needed it in the sense of "Dude I got caught snorting crack of the asses of 13 Spanish whores by the cops and ran over a puppy in my Lamborghini because I went full speed over a spike strip and crashed into a hotdog stand. Can you spare me some car repair, whore payment, and bail from that cool mill you got?". I'd be all like "Fuck you ho!"

Just don't hurt me!