HAPPY TURKEY MOTHER FUCKER

On behalf on everyone here at Tainted Reality, have a happy and joyous Thanxgiving. We will be off the air tonight, so please, spend the time with your loved ones, and eat as much food as you can! And none of this "It'll make me fat" stuff. ITS A FIKKEN HOLIDAY! You can always loose it by giving your boyfriend/girlfried a... festive... Thanxgiving night! It's what the Puritains would have done... I think.

-Roger