You always get such interesting questions, I am jealous.

Yeah, but they are all anon, so it feels more like I'm being dicked with than people actually being interested

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Who is your favorite Gundam Wing pilot?

I only really ever followed Gundam Wing, and there I would have to say my fave was Duo, but its been so long since I saw it (almost 10 years now), that my opinion may change if I saw it again now.

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Have you ever given a chick a dirty sanchez, or a donkey punch or possibly an orgasm?

Why is it that only Anon asks me these things. Oh, I know, COZ THEY ARE CHICKEN!

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Do you enjoy eating pussy?

This has to be a dude asking these

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What was it like when you lost your V-Card?

Uh...

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How big is your dick?

I already answered this

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I saw a remote control R2-D2 in Walmart for $60! Would you buy it??

YOU BUY IT NOW

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Is there an article of clothing, or a style of clothing, you wouldn't get caught dead in?

Can't really think of any to be honest...

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What is one favored memory you have from over the last year?

Probably the 3 weeks I was in Japan! Most productive and fulfilling 3 weeks of my life!

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I love you wayyy too much! What can i do about it??

Masturbate

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Do you like Green Tea Gelato?

who?

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Why haven't you been on blogTV Thursdays & Fridays??

Mad hard at work getting ready for Tainted Reality: Phase 3. I decided we weren't gonna do live shows again until the new site launches so we can focus on getting it done, but we have been airing classic TR on www.taintedreality.net . NEW SITE LAUNCHES JULY 28th AT 8PM ET!

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I saw a remote control R2-D2 in Walmart for $60! Would you buy it??

YOU BUY IT NOW

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Are you looking forward to Marvel vs Capcom 3? If so, which character are you going to be best at? For me, DEFINITELY Amaterasu!

... i like cat girls

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Is there any form of academia that you are naturally skilled in?

I was always pretty good at history, because its basically story telling class! Math was my fucking worst, hands down.

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Boxers or briefs or commando?

commando

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Twilight or Harry Potter?

Haven't seen or read either

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Why do jrockers like Walmart so much?

Probably for the same reason I love Japanese game centers: They just don't have 'em back home

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Would you do a Tainted Reality Panel at Tekkoshocon 2011? Pleeeeeease?

If we are invited back! If you want us back, get a few friends together and start demanding us!

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If Matt and Kiwamu fell off a building and you happened to be walking by and only had one giant pillow big enough to save one...who would you save?

I'd toss the pillow on the pavement and say "You assholes shouldn't have fallen out the damn window".

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Who do you look up to most in your life?

My grandfather. Hands down. He has been the number one inspiration in my life. He taught me, through example, that even if you are the most skilled, talented, and cool person in the world, it don't mean shit if you don't work hard. the number one thing that matters in life is the work you put into it, and he taught me that better than anyone.

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Have you ever worked with an artist that intimated you, made you feel uncomfortable, creeped you out...that sort of thing?

Can't really say I have. Pretty much everyone we've worked with has been cool. We never butted heads or anything. And no, Kiwamu doesn't intimidate me. Its simple. We are too similar. I ain't gonna take his shit, and he ain't gonna take mine. We kinda balance each other out a bit. When I make mistakes, he rips into me. When he makes mistakes, rip into him.

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How do you react to good news? (you jump around like a kid, squeal like a girl, etc etc)

I'd kill a man

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Would you, or did you, ever consider yourself shy?

I'm actually really really shy. It may not seem like it, but before I meet people, I get all nervous. And if I'm around a girl I like who doesn't know it yet, I get really bashful. It comes out at its worst before I go on stage to introduce a band. It's gotten so bad sometimes that bands will ask me if I'm ok. Some people may think it goes away once I get on stage, but it doesn't. You guys can hear it when I flub up, stutter, or repeat myself. I'm really bad at it, and I wonder why some of these guys want me to do it.

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If you could create a flavor ice cream, what would it be?

I'm pretty content with peanut butter swirl!

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Have you see those old movies Revenge Of The Nerds?

Long ago. Wasn't really that impressed by it

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you know... u kindda remind me of john travolta in some way OmO ... is that weird?

That... is a first. I usually get Jim Morrison.

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what would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd kill a man

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did you think TR would become popular when you started it?

I thought it had potential, but it was all based on the people that were brought into it and the work that was put into it. I guess so far, we're not doing so bad!

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Did you know you were my favorite person who does a radio show and is involved in music without actually playing at concerts? :D

Thanx! Though... I guess there aren't really that many other people that fit that description besides Carson Daily, so I guess it's a narrow feild. But still, thanx! I'm glad we are making someone happy!!!

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Why do you like video games?

Escapism without fear of moral backlash. Though, even with that said, in games like Mass Effect, Fallout, and Dragon Age, I usually find myself playing a good guy. But, mainly I play videogames because lazer tag is dead, and I don't have many paintball friends anymore. I love the thrill of competition.

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what would you be doing if you didnt have Tainted Reality?

Trying to do something just like it. I came to the conclusion that I would never make it at a normal 9-5. I day dream too much and get creative, and just want to do stuff to entertain people. So, it became "get into the entertainment business or die". Even though I'm here now though, there's still ALOT I want to do. As I said before, the extent of my work in the entertainment business has been exposing other people's creativity to the masses. Now, I really want to expose some of my own!

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what is the average ping of the human brain?

Given my interactions with some people... I wouldn't be surprised if it was pretty bad!

Though recently I want to put myself even worse because during talkshows recently, i have had a very difficult time being fully articulate with my thoughts and have stammered quite a bit. It's gotten so bad, I'm even doing it on TR now. I am honestly starting to get worried coz I don't know what's wrong with me recently.

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If you had a chance to dress up as one of the artist from Tainted Reality,who would it be and why?

None of the guys honestly fit my style. I usually like to go with someone who has similar tastes as me. So, honestly, if it had to be anyone, it would be Kozi of Suicide Ali. He has reddish hair and wears long coats... only he does it MUCH more gracefully than me! But then again its not hard to have a better fashion sense than me.

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Was that a bananer in your pocket or were you just happy to see Ken [pantsless]?

You know... I still feel mad guilty. I joke about sex alot on TR... but that was the first time we actually used it as a selling point... I honestly feel dirty. The bad kinda dirty

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if you were in a band what would your job be?

... you may find out sooner than you think

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lol at the answer below. WHY do you drop the F bomb every 2 seconds?

I don't know! i guess when I get worked up I just let my mouth run!

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